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Baby on board

FOR a long time I didn’t get the “Baby on Board” car sign thing.
I agreed with comedian George Carlin (who described these as the three most puke-inducing words invented), and preferred parodies such as Pit Bull on Board, Ex-Boyfriend in Boot or Warning: Baby is Closer Than it Appears.
Rumour had it that these annoying yellow [...]

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The love that dare not vroom its name

I’M in a destructive relationship. I know it’s selfish and immoral and not doing anyone any good but I can’t help it. Every time I try to break it off, the thought of living without the object of my love and lust feels impossible.
So my oversized inner-city car stays right where she is in my [...]

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