Tag Archive > sex

Slug sex and the steam-o-sphere

HUMANKIND, as the internet makes so pumpingly clear, has an unholy obsession with sex. Drawn partly by ancient biological urges and partly by uncloseable XXX pop-up windows, our appetite for the salacious sights, sounds and smut-cams of the steam-o-sphere is insatiable.
This seems reasonable enough given the crucial role sex plays in keeping the human race, [...]

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Save us from the sexy babies

AN American blogger is berating parents for buying their babies bibs with “hottie” logos. She accuses these parental pimps of advertising their kiddies as prostitots and encouraging pedophiles: “I have to wonder if they think about the child predators who claim that kids are flirting with them or asking for it,” the blogger writes.
This, awfully [...]

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The difficulties of perversion-proofing

FUNDAMENTALIST Muslims are notorious for insisting that women dress in what is supposed to be pervert-proof clothing.
Apparently the female form is so provocative — so much like an open can of Whiskas — that exposed males risk instant transformation into one of those noxious tom cats that squirts urine on to antique couch legs, always [...]

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US election skanks

ACCUSATIONS of sexism are ricocheting round the American presidential campaign like bullets in a bank safe.
There are so many shooters firing from so many ideological angles, it’s hard to work out who, if anyone, is landing a shot.
First, the Hillary Clinton campaign. While some claimed it was sexist that Billary got a shot at the [...]

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Bad puberty, evil puberty

YOU have to wonder about all these people accusing pop culture — and now high art — of sexualising teenagers. Were they never adolescents themselves? Did they never play a saliva-charged game of spin the bottle or slip a tentative hand down the front of their pants in shame and wonderment?
Because, like it or legislate [...]

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The love that dare not vroom its name

I’M in a destructive relationship. I know it’s selfish and immoral and not doing anyone any good but I can’t help it. Every time I try to break it off, the thought of living without the object of my love and lust feels impossible.
So my oversized inner-city car stays right where she is in my [...]

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Bad brain days

WE live in skin city, a place where no billboard, bus rear or fried chicken protest is complete unless someone (usually someone with a Pam-tastic set of knockers) gets their kit off.
Yet in the peep show of contemporary pop culture, one incredibly sexy organ remains coyly hidden from view. Its not allowed out of the [...]

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Titty bar politics

ONE of my favourite Sydney watering holes has decided to try to improve business by hiring half-naked bar staff.
It’s hard to miss the towering, new “lingerie waitress” sign out the front. But the drum-playing academics and pierced L-plate lesbians who usually inhabit Pub X still look shocked when redheads in rectal-floss G-strings suddenly materialise [...]

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